tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post5637227439982984964..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Balloon Talk #7Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-7731699281164167882011-05-19T22:26:21.123+03:002011-05-19T22:26:21.123+03:00Congrats, THEO! That was definitely a fitting capt...Congrats, THEO! That was definitely a fitting caption! :DCorey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-85232506446921762122011-05-19T21:14:03.473+03:002011-05-19T21:14:03.473+03:00I get to meet the pope? Well, we do have a few the...I get to meet the pope? Well, we do have a few theological differences, but from his <a href="http://calvinisticcartoons.blogspot.com/2009/05/pope-benny-on-make-facebook.html" rel="nofollow">Make-a-Facebook</a> page, it looks like he has a swell sense of humor.<br /><br />I'll pass on the kissing business.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-35063239932796019702011-05-19T21:05:25.376+03:002011-05-19T21:05:25.376+03:00Thanks Joel! And thanks Eddie! And thanks to every...Thanks Joel! And thanks Eddie! And thanks to everyone at the network . . . I feel blessed to be a Calvinistic Cartoons Prize Winner!<br /><br />And all of this just two days before the world ends. I will probably be the last one ever to win the $7,000 prize.<br /><br />Stranger, since you have been awarded the JVI prize for your great dispensational parodies in this thread, I will split my winnings with you. As soon as Eddie sends me that $7,000 I.O.U. I will send you one half. Would you like the half with the I and part of the O, or the half with the U and part of the O?THEOparadoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214982083585956095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-80951165921097633022011-05-19T20:34:02.158+03:002011-05-19T20:34:02.158+03:00Congratulations, THEO!Congratulations, THEO!Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21227369710467448032011-05-19T20:16:23.668+03:002011-05-19T20:16:23.668+03:00@ Eddie The Helmet
Glad your computer is fixed. Y...@ Eddie The Helmet<br /><br />Glad your computer is fixed. Your posts only make Arminians look good. HahahahahaBenny Finneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-56515466247217730612011-05-19T20:07:34.883+03:002011-05-19T20:07:34.883+03:00Actually, I heard about some of those theories you...<i>Actually, I heard about some of those theories you mentioned, Stranger. It's really kinda funny that no matter how many times their wrong they just keep trying again.</i><br /><br />Michael, to you and me it may seem kinda funny. But to them...IT SELLS.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-16815861068782419372011-05-19T19:12:02.446+03:002011-05-19T19:12:02.446+03:00@Stranger: Since you have now won the award, you g...@Stranger: Since you have now won the award, you get to the special prize of....drum roll....fanfare...meeting the Pope! Yes, that's right you get to kiss the ring and the robe of the "holy father" himself. I bet that tops every time you met Santa as a kid!mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-47981855870371517472011-05-19T19:10:15.649+03:002011-05-19T19:10:15.649+03:00Actually, I heard about some of those theories you...Actually, I heard about some of those theories you mentioned, Stranger. It's really kinda funny that no matter how many times their wrong they just keep trying again.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-75178036278198237972011-05-19T18:59:36.166+03:002011-05-19T18:59:36.166+03:00The Jack Van Impe Award?! I am SO honored. But I m...The Jack Van Impe Award?! I am SO honored. But I must mention the special people who had a big influence on my sense of humor when I was a youth.<br /><br />I would like to thank:<br /><br />My parents<br />Stan Freberg<br />Louis Nye<br />Shelly Berman<br />Bob Newhart<br />Gary Owens (when he was a top 40 d.j.)<br />Bullwinkle J. Moose<br /><b>Every writer and cartoonist at MAD MAGAZINE</b><br />Jonathan Winters<br />Henry Haynes & Kenneth Burns <br />Dodgers star Frank Howard (when he fell backwards off the stage in his chair)<br />Steve Allen<br />Gerald Ford <br />Dubble Bubble comics<br />Fleer Funnies<br />& Whoever invented lists.<br /><br />So, do I get something to put on my mantle or hang on the wall? Is there a scholarship, a complete mens' wardrobe, or an all expenses paid cruise to Puerto Vallarta? A subscription to something......?stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70606146232765075742011-05-19T15:36:13.785+03:002011-05-19T15:36:13.785+03:00Thanks for the prayers! When I got home it was wor...Thanks for the prayers! When I got home it was working.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78082201437396708442011-05-19T15:16:34.227+03:002011-05-19T15:16:34.227+03:00Good job, Stranger! You get the Jack Van Impe awar...Good job, Stranger! You get the Jack Van Impe award!<br /><br />Even Harold the Camper can't top that. And if he can, he only has two days left to do it. Two days before he says there was some "other information" God didn't tell him.THEOparadoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214982083585956095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-61098620525960094682011-05-19T09:55:22.255+03:002011-05-19T09:55:22.255+03:00Sorry to hear of your troubles, brother. Will pray...Sorry to hear of your troubles, brother. Will pray.Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-3094961908616334472011-05-19T08:57:15.953+03:002011-05-19T08:57:15.953+03:00...I am posting my comments at the American School......I am posting my comments at the American School of Kuwait, where I am an Instuctor's Assistant for the first grade. Next year, I help teach art.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-16762692198270294072011-05-19T08:55:22.187+03:002011-05-19T08:55:22.187+03:00The Balloon Talk "winner" will have to b...The Balloon Talk "winner" will have to be patient. My computer isn't able to get online at the present time. It has been malfuctioning for the last two days. (It has crashed three times while I tried to fix it.) This morning, I backed up my Calvinistic Cartoons in case my computer decides to completely die on me. Hope and pray this gets resolved soon. I need to post another month and a half of material before I leave for the States July 20th.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-34794623254427800922011-05-19T08:37:33.503+03:002011-05-19T08:37:33.503+03:00I thought that Mr. Eddings was playing a joke on y...I thought that Mr. Eddings was playing a joke on you for your comment, but I guess it was just predestined. <br /><br />Quick! Send all my life's savings to Family Radio! (by the way, what good does that do?)ConstitutionGirlhttp://DollyMadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-18187715653117106812011-05-19T03:21:52.640+03:002011-05-19T03:21:52.640+03:00Yes, CG. I noticed that too. I was thinking, "...Yes, CG. I noticed that too. I was thinking, "Wow. How did Eddie create that post just minutes after I posted my comment."<br /><br />We must be in the "last days" or sumpthin'.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-24477445522743054052011-05-19T03:13:33.711+03:002011-05-19T03:13:33.711+03:00The "budding of the fig tree" was when t...<i>The "budding of the fig tree" was when the Knesset officially declared Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel in 1980. That postpones the Second Coming to no later than 2020, and the Rapture to no later than 2013, the year that President Obama starts his second term, and creates the new cabinet-level post of "Prophet."</i><br />According to the newest post on CC, I think your prophecy came true, Mr. Boyd!ConstitutionGirlhttp://DollyMadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-10717341868600417732011-05-19T02:27:47.583+03:002011-05-19T02:27:47.583+03:00The "funny" thing is, Michael, that exce...The "funny" thing is, Michael, that except for the part about President Obama, all three of the scenarios were actually accepted as viable in their time. The first one was the predominant view in the '70s when I first became a Christian. Many thought it was the ONLY view around except in "dead" liturgical churches.stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-76886520715281897222011-05-19T01:02:27.024+03:002011-05-19T01:02:27.024+03:00@Stranger: You should write a book about this. It&...@Stranger: You should write a book about this. It'll go right next to "Against Calvinism" on the humor shelf.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-72289136638315587752011-05-19T00:58:43.316+03:002011-05-19T00:58:43.316+03:00@Stranger: Nice. Very nice. :D@Stranger: Nice. Very nice. :DCorey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-15544603669011758462011-05-19T00:32:54.611+03:002011-05-19T00:32:54.611+03:00UPDATE
"You need to keep updating the theory...<b>UPDATE</b><br /><br /><i>"You need to keep updating the theory to match current events, so that the rapture is always just about to happen, any day, because of what happened the previous day."</i><br /><br />Right, you are, <b><a rel="nofollow">THEOparadox</a></b>. Here are two revisions for the price of one:<br /><br />I. The "budding of the fig tree" was when Israel captured and annexed "East Jerusalem" in the Six-Day War of 1967. That places the Second Coming no later than 2007 and the Rapture no later than 2000. (Y2K)<br /><br />II. The "budding of the fig tree" was when the Knesset officially declared Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel in 1980. That postpones the Second Coming to no later than 2020, and the Rapture to no later than 2013, <b>the year that President Obama starts his second term, and creates the new cabinet-level post of "Prophet."</b>stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-37891949350118621692011-05-18T22:26:33.477+03:002011-05-18T22:26:33.477+03:00Good one, Blaine Monster!
@Stranger: Your parody ...Good one, Blaine Monster!<br /><br />@Stranger: Your parody of the dispensationalist view is only lacking one thing. You need to keep updating the theory to match current events, so that the rapture is always just about to happen, any day, because of what happened the previous day.THEOparadoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214982083585956095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-1042108236878280282011-05-18T20:34:55.396+03:002011-05-18T20:34:55.396+03:00"Snodgrass, you fool! You've used the Arm..."Snodgrass, you fool! You've used the Arminian Wrench on the Theology valve and now we're losing structural integrity! We've got to reach Corky soon - he's the only one who can fix this mess!"The Blainemonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13157965154638461280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-39150110609148701012011-05-18T20:10:31.879+03:002011-05-18T20:10:31.879+03:00"I know we're supposed to meet Him in the..."I know we're supposed to meet Him in the air, but can't you use the air INSIDE?"mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50445825511392452662011-05-18T20:03:42.191+03:002011-05-18T20:03:42.191+03:00Stranger, you slay me.Stranger, you slay me.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.com