tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post4080568070132171636..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Lyrical Miracles Intro & ChallengeEddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-23872592344760983592009-01-23T01:42:00.000+03:002009-01-23T01:42:00.000+03:00My last one (I think).I'm an atheistic Darwinist.W...My last one (I think).<BR/><BR/>I'm an atheistic Darwinist.<BR/>Why search for god, he doesn't exist.<BR/>We have all evolved and aren't we great!<BR/>Of course, we descended from an ape.Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-49419628490984002692009-01-22T23:24:00.000+03:002009-01-22T23:24:00.000+03:00I am evangelist, Rev’rend Sonny Shore,With my Role...I am evangelist, Rev’rend Sonny Shore,<BR/>With my Rolex watch and my puffy pompadour.<BR/>Name it and claim it, God will give you more,<BR/>I’ll slap you on the forehead and knock you to the floor.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-87767248094217236292009-01-22T21:12:00.000+03:002009-01-22T21:12:00.000+03:00I didn't want to leave anyone out:I'm a blabbit, g...I didn't want to leave anyone out:<BR/><BR/>I'm a blabbit, grabbit preacher man.<BR/>I drive a rolls royce, not a mini van.<BR/>God wants you to be rich, just like me.<BR/>I'll show you how, just pay my fee!Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-25540126110279980862009-01-22T21:00:00.000+03:002009-01-22T21:00:00.000+03:00I'm a little tulip, vibrant pinkAnd I don't care w...I'm a little tulip, vibrant pink<BR/>And I don't care what you think<BR/>Of the doctrine I stand for, it's true!<BR/>But if you're proud it'll make you feel bluereformed squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16098144371092466270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-7902372667614328402009-01-22T02:33:00.000+03:002009-01-22T02:33:00.000+03:00I’m a trav’lin preacher, short and stout.I can thu...I’m a trav’lin preacher, short and stout.<BR/>I can thump a Bible; listen to me shout.<BR/>Do you have a demon? Is your faith in doubt?<BR/>Just call on me, I’ll cast it out.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-89051738169978475122009-01-21T05:39:00.000+03:002009-01-21T05:39:00.000+03:00I'm a ruminating calvinistIn my ponderings I persi...I'm a ruminating calvinist<BR/>In my ponderings I persist<BR/>When I am not musing I will scream<BR/>"Calvinist Theology!"reformed squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16098144371092466270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-5312107910668043362009-01-21T01:07:00.000+03:002009-01-21T01:07:00.000+03:00To avoid offending any teapots:There are many path...To avoid offending any teapots:<BR/><BR/>There are many paths; there's not one way.<BR/>Those who think that are dull and staid.<BR/>No objective truth, no absolutes,<BR/>I'll believe what makes me feel good.<BR/><BR/>I can make god just the way I want,<BR/>Lots of warm fuzzies, no wrath to daunt.<BR/>Always nice and kind, that's how he'll be.<BR/>You know, <I>I think he's just like me!</I>Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-44618393879314133352009-01-20T21:16:00.000+03:002009-01-20T21:16:00.000+03:00Here's one with five verses; one for each letter o...Here's one with five verses; one for each letter of TULIP<BR/><BR/>There really is no good in me.<BR/>I am rotten and I’m sure you will agree.<BR/>Everything I do is all about me.<BR/>That is Total Depravity.<BR/><BR/>My salvation is all of Grace,<BR/>Nothing I can offer will my sins erase.<BR/>God has chosen me for His mercy,<BR/>Election comes unconditionally.<BR/><BR/>Christ came to seek and save His own.<BR/>His death on Calvary did atone.<BR/>For all He called, His blood was shed<BR/>And only those, it’s limited.<BR/><BR/>I was on the run, I wouldn’t be found<BR/>But the Spirit tracked me like a thirsty bloodhound.<BR/>When He caught me I couldn’t resist<BR/>And now my soul is finally at rest.<BR/><BR/>From my sins I have been freed.<BR/>My perseverance is guaranteed.<BR/>He has saved me to the uttermost,<BR/>And for that I cannot boast.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-76216821630938596742009-01-19T21:19:00.000+03:002009-01-19T21:19:00.000+03:00Here's one for our Arminian friends.I’m the master...Here's one for our Arminian friends.<BR/><BR/>I’m the master of my destiny;<BR/>I determine what I’m going to be.<BR/>Satan wants my soul, he told me so,<BR/>But Jesus loves me, this I know.<BR/><BR/>Jesus is my buddy, he’s my friend,<BR/>I know He’ll be with me to the end.<BR/>I walked the aisle, I said the prayer.<BR/>And when I die I’ll be up there.<BR/><BR/>If you invite Jesus in your heart,<BR/>You can be assured that He will never part.<BR/>He wants you to have your best life now, <BR/>And He’ll be there to show you how.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-63206552596994197712009-01-19T03:12:00.000+03:002009-01-19T03:12:00.000+03:00I was born a wretched child of wrath,Dead in my si...I was born a wretched child of wrath,<BR/>Dead in my sin and on hell's path.<BR/>But by wondrous grace, God rescued me.<BR/>May all glory He receive!Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-35725186380156971242009-01-19T01:09:00.000+03:002009-01-19T01:09:00.000+03:00I'm a depraved sinner I have no doubt.Without God'...I'm a depraved sinner I have no doubt.<BR/>Without God's Grace I would simply pout.<BR/>When I think of his mercy I want to shout; to him be the <BR/>glory, spread it about.solas4mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09217292475287025694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-69408118946656802262009-01-18T23:51:00.000+03:002009-01-18T23:51:00.000+03:00I'm a little teapot, short and stout;Here is my ha...I'm a little teapot, short and stout;<BR/>Here is my handle, here is my spout;<BR/>When I get all steamed up, I will shout:<BR/>"The doctrines of original sin, election, effectual calling, final perseverance, and all those great truths which are called Calvinism—though Calvin was not the author of them, but simply an able writer and preacher upon the subject—are, I believe, the essential doctrines of the Gospel that is in Jesus Christ."Angus W. Duncanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13684382758142948740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-47263472087448161252009-01-18T21:44:00.000+03:002009-01-18T21:44:00.000+03:00I am just a cage stage CalvinistHounding my friend...I am just a cage stage Calvinist<BR/>Hounding my friends with my new TULIP!<BR/>Sermons in my hand, they run in fear<BR/>I may calm down in twenty years!<BR/><BR/><BR/>(Okay, okay, maybe I did hand out just a few Spurgeon sermons, Piper CD's...)Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50454951173332191632009-01-18T15:00:00.000+03:002009-01-18T15:00:00.000+03:00(this is of no account as well):Baklava Koos Koos ...(this is of no account as well):<BR/>Baklava Koos Koos had a dream<BR/>Too much pizza and ice cream<BR/>Several angel warriors woke him up and said,<BR/>"Just making sure that you're not dead!"Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21174528111924043012009-01-18T14:57:00.000+03:002009-01-18T14:57:00.000+03:00...and another one (this doesn't count either):Cal......and another one (this doesn't count either):<BR/>Calvinistic Cartoons that's my site<BR/>I'm working in the morning and writing at night<BR/>People making comments left and right<BR/>No one suspects I'm - the - Dark Knight!Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-83361514105215182852009-01-18T01:11:00.000+03:002009-01-18T01:11:00.000+03:00Here's one (this doesn't count)I'm a circuit rider...Here's one (this doesn't count)<BR/>I'm a circuit rider<BR/>Cotton is my name<BR/>I'm slippin' off the saddle 'cause I'm ridin' in the rain!<BR/>Sovereign grace is preached everywhere I go<BR/>'cause I'm predestined<BR/>God told me so!Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.com