tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post3121228214353093217..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Random Word Writing Challenge #37Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-2871336429400232432013-06-09T08:18:05.909+03:002013-06-09T08:18:05.909+03:00I guess bacon really can make everything taste goo...I guess bacon really can make everything taste good - even locusts!Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-68769724023321883412013-06-08T15:13:39.648+03:002013-06-08T15:13:39.648+03:00As long as you and others be writin'
I'll ...As long as you and others be writin'<br />I'll be postin'Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-75685058568360922992013-06-08T12:29:48.486+03:002013-06-08T12:29:48.486+03:00"My chariot has got mud and mire all over it!..."My chariot has got mud and mire all over it! Is there a nice deli near here where I can get a bite to eat while I'm waiting for my two-wheeler to be washed and waxed?"<br /><br />"There's the John the Baptist Cafe around the corner."<br /><br />"Thanks", I said as I wiped mud from my toga.<br /><br />The menu had nothing but spring water, locusts plain and locusts with honey.<br /><br />"I would like my locust with a little sugar sprinkled on top," I told my waitress.<br /><br />"We're out of locust." <br /><br />"Got any bacon?"<br /><br />"Just locust bacon."<br /><br />"Okay!" <br /><br />I ordered take away and then left for Boise, Idaho.Phil Platelettsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-81802536322468117002013-06-08T11:33:33.896+03:002013-06-08T11:33:33.896+03:00Thank you. :-D I'm a fiction writer, so I hope...Thank you. :-D I'm a fiction writer, so I hope a little of what abilities I have shines through in these CC stories.<br /><br />Thanks so much for bringing these back. They are awesome.Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21717776873541511982013-06-08T10:52:27.376+03:002013-06-08T10:52:27.376+03:00You have a way with words.You have a way with words.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-45094628886715351812013-06-08T10:30:53.472+03:002013-06-08T10:30:53.472+03:00The Mud Locust
"Hopping hopscotch factory of...<i>The Mud Locust</i><br /><br />"Hopping hopscotch factory of doom, RebornMan, guess who's in town!" my sidekick, TwiceBornDude, yells excitedly. <br /><br />"Who?" I inquire, pausing from sipping my American-grown tea.<br /><br /><i>Hmm, needs more sugar...</i><br /><br />"The Mud Locust! Quick, it's on channel 5 right now!"<br /><br />I dash over to our big screen made in USA and Japan TV, and, sure enough, right there is the Mud Locust, riding his high-tech chariot.<br /><br />"He's the most rabid Pelagian around!" I gasp. "We've got to stop him!"<br /><br />"That's right Greg, law enforcement is..." the reporter, Frank Adams, informs the viewers. "Hey! He's leaving!"<br /><br />"Great ham sandwiches of Norway, RebornMan, I forgot that Paul Washer is preaching at a conference this week!" TwiceBornDude exclaims. "It must have scared him off!"<br /><br />I nod. "For now. But he'll be back. Let's be ready."Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.com