tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post311636723245898206..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Grand Prize Giveaway!Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-48500930604370994902009-03-06T21:40:00.000+03:002009-03-06T21:40:00.000+03:00alright Mr. Eddielol! sure Ralph..alright Mr. Eddie<BR/>lol! sure Ralph..Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385067178930906667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-32830407125764760552009-03-06T18:34:00.000+03:002009-03-06T18:34:00.000+03:00It's not a sin if you promise God a tithe of your ...It's not a sin if you promise God a tithe of your winnings.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-3805931795710184222009-03-06T16:16:00.000+03:002009-03-06T16:16:00.000+03:00...but don't bet on it.....because gambling is a s......but don't bet on it...<BR/><BR/>..because gambling is a sin.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-69717805284791208772009-03-06T08:45:00.000+03:002009-03-06T08:45:00.000+03:00I only wish these rules were different...but, alas...I only wish these rules were different...but, alas, I have to abide by them too. Maybe the next contest with valuable prizes will not be so strict.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-13770750154749377162009-03-06T08:29:00.000+03:002009-03-06T08:29:00.000+03:00man I completely disqualify for this competition :...man I completely disqualify for this competition :(<BR/>so basically only a caveman could apply? one living south of the antartic cicle and who has never seen a lizard and who is a hermaphrodite? no fair :(Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385067178930906667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-61633920574220823932009-03-05T21:05:00.000+03:002009-03-05T21:05:00.000+03:00...or maybe not....or maybe not.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-24385374304322494882009-03-05T20:58:00.000+03:002009-03-05T20:58:00.000+03:00...oh yeah, don't overlook the Heavenly rewards! T......oh yeah, don't overlook the Heavenly rewards! They are much better than any ten car washes you could receive on earth! Maybe you will get a toaster there.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-33826790143649380152009-03-05T20:45:00.000+03:002009-03-05T20:45:00.000+03:00Well, Ralph...first of all, the heading does state...Well, Ralph...<BR/>first of all, the heading does state:<BR/><BR/>"POSSIBLY a toaster" which means maybe so or maybe no.<BR/><BR/>second of all, the toaster I am referring to is a Mr. Galahad Pontoon, who is a member of "Toastmasters International of Walla Walla, Washington". If you want an extra mouth to feed (and he eats like a horse...he uses a feed bag over his face) and are willing to support him financially for the rest of his life (or yours - whichever comes first) then I will let him know. He will be at your door in less than 24 hours. <BR/><BR/>But, I will leave that decision to you.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-31239322893183079042009-03-05T19:31:00.000+03:002009-03-05T19:31:00.000+03:00Eddie,I'd really, Really, REALLY like to win the g...Eddie,<BR/>I'd really, Really, REALLY like to win the grand prize but I know I am disqualified for being a southpaw.<BR/><BR/>Nevertheless, I have a beef with you. You and Obama quite alike.<BR/><BR/>Obama said, "I BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND, IT IS A GOOD THING." I have not yet received my share of the wealth.<BR/><BR/>At the top of your blog you wrote, "BECOME A FAITHFUL FULL-FLEDGED FOLLOWER OF THIS BANTERING BLOG AND RECEIVE HEAVENLY REWARDS AND POSSIBLY A TOASTER!" I have been a faithful, full-fledged follower since almost day one and I still don't have a toaster.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-79629120259771738662009-03-05T01:17:00.000+03:002009-03-05T01:17:00.000+03:00Instead of a gift certificate to the Christian boo...Instead of a gift certificate to the Christian book store of our choice, could you please change to a certificate for ten free car washes?hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-22853046261740382812009-03-04T19:27:00.000+03:002009-03-04T19:27:00.000+03:00Ouch. That hurt. But it's okay, my friend. What...Ouch. That hurt. But it's okay, my friend. What doesn't kill me can only make me sleep harder.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-63709480680086654402009-03-04T01:31:00.000+03:002009-03-04T01:31:00.000+03:00then...and I really hate to say this...you are dis...then...and I really hate to say this...you are disqualified.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43669624348561802552009-03-04T00:42:00.000+03:002009-03-04T00:42:00.000+03:00I always carry a mirror with me so that I can live...I always carry a mirror with me so that I can live in the other direction. So that would be affirmative.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-88310323875199941392009-03-03T17:46:00.000+03:002009-03-03T17:46:00.000+03:00one question dog:do you live north of the Antarcti...one question dog:<BR/>do you live north of the Antarctic Circle?<BR/>bark once for yes or twice for no...or just type me a message.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-44307403895468871902009-03-03T16:41:00.000+03:002009-03-03T16:41:00.000+03:00I find it in Ezekiel, exactly where I copied and p...I find it in Ezekiel, exactly where I copied and pasted it. I am eligible. I'm a dog who lives outside; the female only feeds me turkey bacon (disgusting stuff); I close my eyes whenever I sense a lizard is near, nor am I under 18 dog years of age.Zackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05443987086899851007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-91282256911075089352009-03-03T05:43:00.000+03:002009-03-03T05:43:00.000+03:00I think I'm eligible, because one of the qualifica...I think I'm eligible, because one of the qualifications, is that you have to be able to read, and since I can't read that means I don't understand any of the qualifications. <BR/><BR/>(Boy all it takes to find a loophole is to just read.) Oops, did I just admit that I don't qualify? <BR/><BR/>Anyway the answer is obviously the Bible, boy, what was so hard about that question?Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06559180291895551965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-4208310413796878252009-03-03T04:52:00.000+03:002009-03-03T04:52:00.000+03:00OK, I'm getting over not qualifying for the $5,000...OK, I'm getting over not qualifying for the $5,000. gift certificate.<BR/><BR/>I went to my local Jesus Junk Store and I really can't see how I could spend over fifty bucks in there.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-89061113825366914852009-03-03T03:51:00.000+03:002009-03-03T03:51:00.000+03:00Michael,How did you get Hezekiah from RANSOM?Michael,<BR/><BR/>How did you get Hezekiah from RANSOM?hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-86147198407640588952009-03-03T02:38:00.000+03:002009-03-03T02:38:00.000+03:00Uh, 2nd Hezekiah?Uh, 2nd Hezekiah?Michael Hamptonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13635966808214786844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-73173164785198941642009-03-03T02:15:00.000+03:002009-03-03T02:15:00.000+03:00707 (that's Laughing Out Loud while I am upside do...707 (that's Laughing Out Loud while I am upside down)Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-27645168368110344142009-03-03T02:07:00.000+03:002009-03-03T02:07:00.000+03:00Oh drat! I thought I had made there for a minute ...Oh drat! I thought I had made there for a minute but I'm left handed. Oh well, better luck next time.<BR/><BR/>For what it's worth though, I think I know the answer (thanks for the hint). The answer is MORANS but I think you mispelled it. It is "morons."hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-20861422859606231042009-03-02T22:43:00.000+03:002009-03-02T22:43:00.000+03:00Here's a hint: rearrange this word and you will fi...Here's a hint: rearrange this word and you will find the answer:<BR/><BR/>RANSOMEddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-91435772996676244392009-03-02T21:09:00.000+03:002009-03-02T21:09:00.000+03:00Hmmmmm. This has got to be a trick question. I'm g...Hmmmmm. This has got to be a trick question. I'm going to have to ponder this one for a while.Lee Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com