tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post1924848907525904347..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Provide a CaptionEddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-4005105295731179692014-04-12T16:46:14.496+03:002014-04-12T16:46:14.496+03:00Arlo staggers to the sink and takes one last peek ...Arlo staggers to the sink and takes one last peek into the cup of reeling. "Serves 'em right those dirty sons-a-...!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70595952282379359082011-12-26T05:09:55.652+03:002011-12-26T05:09:55.652+03:00If you put a coffee cup to your ear and listen clo...If you put a coffee cup to your ear and listen closely you may hear the self righteous circular arguments of Rob Bell and Brian McLaren. Joe did not know it only works with cups used to drink emergent blends.Pastor Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010915275090904612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-69090006511731019722011-09-24T04:06:08.077+03:002011-09-24T04:06:08.077+03:00Arlo’s Rant Against Calvinist Coffee:
“It leads t...Arlo’s Rant Against Calvinist Coffee:<br /><br />“It leads to trifling away time from evangelism, scalds your chops, and spending your money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle of water.”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-18206916879098717052011-05-03T19:15:37.940+03:002011-05-03T19:15:37.940+03:00@Jim Pemberton: That mighta done it. That was grea...@Jim Pemberton: That mighta done it. That was great.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-9197288709420157272011-05-03T05:02:01.194+03:002011-05-03T05:02:01.194+03:00Arlo wonders, for only a split second, if he reall...Arlo wonders, for only a split second, if he really chose to take a sip or not. Then he wondered what was in that coffee.Jim Pembertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446388434272680014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43894098999935857312011-05-02T23:49:15.082+03:002011-05-02T23:49:15.082+03:00Depending on the force of Eddie's spewing, ple...Depending on the force of Eddie's spewing, plexiglass might be a better alternative. :)Corey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-11728750048331516122011-05-02T23:16:04.612+03:002011-05-02T23:16:04.612+03:00Perhaps we could find a plastic shield for it.Perhaps we could find a plastic shield for it.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50854368401245028552011-05-02T23:09:20.578+03:002011-05-02T23:09:20.578+03:00@Michael: Yeah, it sounds as if Eddie's monito...@Michael: Yeah, it sounds as if Eddie's monitor has seen better days.Corey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-63106662943639039502011-05-02T19:11:28.878+03:002011-05-02T19:11:28.878+03:00Lot of good captions here. Enough so we'll pro...Lot of good captions here. Enough so we'll probably have to buy Mr. Eddings a new monitor.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70480750423789338652011-05-02T19:09:22.597+03:002011-05-02T19:09:22.597+03:00Arlo was unsure what to do when he heard that Keur...Arlo was unsure what to do when he heard that Keurig was offering a line of Calvinistic coffees.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-31926793261911300102011-05-02T19:08:43.421+03:002011-05-02T19:08:43.421+03:00@Inkslinger: "Corky, I know you're in the...@Inkslinger: "Corky, I know you're in there... get out of my coffee."<br /><br />Hahahahaha!mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-10286957166177652592011-05-02T07:13:16.851+03:002011-05-02T07:13:16.851+03:00"Upon losing the game Konkey Dong Versus Dr. ..."Upon losing the game <i>Konkey Dong Versus Dr. J.A.*</i>, Arlo the inconsistent Arminian, in a state of shock and horror, stares into the dark abyss of his empty coffee mug."<br /><br />* Wait for it (pronounced, 'jah').Konkey Donghttp://www.wikipedia.org/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78990672347316903472011-05-02T07:06:27.526+03:002011-05-02T07:06:27.526+03:00"Knowing everything happens by chance and tha..."Knowing everything happens by chance and that there is no absolute truth (he's absolutely sure about that), Arlo hopes that more coffee will suddenly appear in his empty cup."Mister Mean Mad Monkey Manhttp://www.iamawesome.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-38298605683378939272011-05-02T06:47:02.671+03:002011-05-02T06:47:02.671+03:00To further illustrate his abhorrence of the Caffei...To further illustrate his abhorrence of the Caffeinated Calvinist network, Arlo vowed to drink only decaf from then on.Corey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21623652223167049142011-05-02T06:43:51.930+03:002011-05-02T06:43:51.930+03:00"Corky, I know you're in there... get out..."Corky, I know you're in there... get out of my coffee."Corey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-74044205632000152832011-05-02T06:00:15.197+03:002011-05-02T06:00:15.197+03:00@ Fake Coke Can and Michael: Hahaha! Awesome capti...@ Fake Coke Can and Michael: Hahaha! Awesome captions, guys!Corey P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13798899637559207969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-13575565221705834422011-05-02T05:51:46.011+03:002011-05-02T05:51:46.011+03:00At Bible School Arlo had been taught about "c...At Bible School Arlo had been taught about "context". But what exactly was the "context" of Gloria Jeans (AoG/Hillsong) coffee in a Corky/Romans 9 mug?Fake Coke Canhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01323511155863715812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-3445222035314201182011-05-02T05:10:19.221+03:002011-05-02T05:10:19.221+03:00Arlo the Arminian was quite puzzled by his Calvini...Arlo the Arminian was quite puzzled by his Calvinist father-in-law's strange gift. In the bottom is has a picture of Martin Luther!mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-41518111617782019392011-05-02T05:02:34.697+03:002011-05-02T05:02:34.697+03:00Hmmm, someone has been drinking from my cup of Sta...Hmmm, someone has been drinking from my cup of Starbucks' Iced Caramel Macchiato. Those totally depraved Cartoonists can't go two days without a drink.A non I mousehttp://biblia.com/bible/esv/Matthew%206.16-18noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-68772727006853022242011-05-02T04:03:28.613+03:002011-05-02T04:03:28.613+03:00@Mates: Love 'em!
@Stranger: Yes sir, sounds l...@Mates: Love 'em!<br />@Stranger: Yes sir, sounds like a good plan.<br />@Brother Eddie: "Joel, I have to admit...I spewed Pepto-Bismol all over the Macchiato covered monitor screen after reading your caption.<br /><br />Maybe I should just drink a lot of water so I can help clean this mess up next time I read a comment."<br />That must be a tough monitor, sir.Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-33451192881258802662011-05-02T00:04:17.047+03:002011-05-02T00:04:17.047+03:00Joel,
Maybe you and I should chip in to buy Eddie...Joel,<br /><br />Maybe you and I should chip in to buy Eddie a monitor-mounted windshield wiper. ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />TheOparadox<br /><br />hahahahahahahaha<br />" good <b>grounds</b> for leaving."<br /><br />It takes someone with a lot of finesse to pull off a pun like that. And brother, you've got it : D Good one!stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-80087684076331166572011-05-01T22:28:18.997+03:002011-05-01T22:28:18.997+03:00Good one THEOparadox!
Joel, I have to admit...I ...Good one THEOparadox!<br /><br /><br />Joel, I have to admit...I spewed Pepto-Bismol all over the Macchiato covered monitor screen after reading your caption.<br /><br />Maybe I should just drink a lot of water so I can help clean this mess up next time I read a comment.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-5955248645476488152011-05-01T22:21:06.503+03:002011-05-01T22:21:06.503+03:00"Upon finishing his cup of coffee, Arlo notic..."Upon finishing his cup of coffee, Arlo noticed the words "God is Sovereign. You're Not" on the bottom inside of said cup. Putting two and two together, with this and the Romans nine grenade on the mug, he perceived that the chap who bought him the cup was obviously a Calvinist."Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-27522616562514475122011-05-01T22:13:01.813+03:002011-05-01T22:13:01.813+03:00When the quest for relevance at Emergent Assembly ...When the quest for relevance at Emergent Assembly led to using mugs of coffee in the place of grape juice during communion, Arlo started wondering if perhaps his Calvinist friends had good grounds for leaving.THEOparadoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214982083585956095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-13803483189171526202011-05-01T18:54:33.132+03:002011-05-01T18:54:33.132+03:00@stranger.strange.land: Bwhahahahahahaha!
the Ink...@stranger.strange.land: Bwhahahahahahaha!<br /><br />the Ink Slinger<br />www.inkslingerblog.wordpress.comthe Ink Slingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11375861539289910724noreply@blogger.com