tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post1658085140609816101..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Caption Contest #16Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-39195967282185013992010-04-26T15:59:20.115+03:002010-04-26T15:59:20.115+03:00Desiring to reach an entirely new level of relevan...Desiring to reach an entirely new level of relevance to the world, the praise singers dove into a rendition of Devo's classic hit, Crack that Whip, acting out the imagery so that no one would be left wondrering whether there was any association between the song and anything scriptural... and alas, there was none.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-82396563562437583552009-05-23T23:04:31.782+03:002009-05-23T23:04:31.782+03:00After the third failed attempt to make the act of ...After the third failed attempt to make the act of whipping the pastor look authentic, the elders decided to drop the sermon series entitled, "What you do to the pastor, you can do to Satan."Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06559180291895551965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-29085652505934725332009-05-23T16:47:25.469+03:002009-05-23T16:47:25.469+03:00Or to rephrase Phil's brilliant last, 'When the de...Or to rephrase Phil's brilliant last, 'When the deacons confronted Rhett about hermeneutical method in his last sermon, he became tragically aware that they held to an irreconcilably literal interpretation of what he took to be metaphor in 1 Corinthians 4:21.'Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08359521952539581736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-62680821394099221842009-05-23T05:55:53.959+03:002009-05-23T05:55:53.959+03:00In accordance with 1 Corinthians 4:21 the elders g...In accordance with 1 Corinthians 4:21 the elders gave the heretic two choices. <br />He insulted them, and realized too late they were Calvinists.<br /><br />[1 cor 4:21 What do you prefer? Shall I come to you with a whip, or in love and with a gentle spirit?]Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630461838295942309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-82688136623487011132009-05-23T05:29:22.215+03:002009-05-23T05:29:22.215+03:00Upon introductions poor Manny Changer was unprepar...Upon introductions poor Manny Changer was unprepared for the scriptures to be fulfilled a second time: Zeal for your house has consumed me.Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630461838295942309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43197566647063483982009-05-22T20:05:36.821+03:002009-05-22T20:05:36.821+03:00Between cracks of a whip and shouts of "BE GONE, P...Between cracks of a whip and shouts of "BE GONE, PHARISEE!, The elders of the church quoted Mark 11:15 in response to Sam's offer to make change of a dollar for the service man to buy a Twix bar from the church vending machine.Kendallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16170760093085908039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-75025302868067485782009-05-22T17:40:13.365+03:002009-05-22T17:40:13.365+03:00The deacons despaired of getting their dance routi...The deacons despaired of getting their dance routine to "Rawhide" ready in time for the church talent show.Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-75105441151164751702009-05-22T17:09:27.691+03:002009-05-22T17:09:27.691+03:00Maybe those four guys are the Blog police! This ph...Maybe those four guys are the Blog police! This photo is a warning to all bloggers! (I know I'm next)Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09037005534092462399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-20760111821210942102009-05-22T17:01:43.943+03:002009-05-22T17:01:43.943+03:00Even though other denominations thought that Henry...Even though other denominations thought that Henry's remix on the "electric slide" was cool, the Baptists were still against it!<br /><br />(yes, I am Baptist so don't worry!!)Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09037005534092462399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-90670789427086791162009-05-22T16:43:13.041+03:002009-05-22T16:43:13.041+03:00Things really got heated over at the local Knights...Things really got heated over at the local Knights of Columbus council when Joe "the Calvinist" crashed the meeting and started referring to the Catholic Faith as "the cult of the dead woman."Mike Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08047891023552453477noreply@blogger.com