Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Jonny Lang Conversion to Christ


Read about it HERE

Coo-Coo Coup

Notes from the report by agent Barry Cade:
Lenny Finney. Real name - Al Bino. Escaped from Arkham Asylum. Shot by S.W.A.T. December 29th as he was about to kill hostages.
Rexal Pettibone. Real name - Biff Wellington. Captured after he ran into a brick wall. Returned to Mount Everest Prison.
Lou Fink. Real name - Dan Druff. Taken into custody an hour before the hostage situation at a recording studio across the street from Cheesecake Factory.  
Dale Ray Delray. Real name - Dale Roy Delroy. Mastermind of the entire operation. Shot by S.W.A.T. as he attempted an escape in a colorful hot air balloon.

Benny Finney, Elvis Wesley and Nigel Pettibone were all returned safely to their mansions. They are eager to return to their Arminian Antics. The congregation of Sola Bootstrapa Church will be throwing a Welcome Back party at the church house this evening at seven. Only Arminians are invited.

The Sola Bootstrapa blog will be up and running January 3, 2015.


Monday, December 29, 2014

The Plot Thickens

From the time they took over Sola Bootstrapa, we were suspicious of the new leadership. We had our special agent , Barry Cade ("the name's Cade...Barry Cade") work undercover to find out what was going on behind the scene. Here is a photo of the original ransom letter in Lenny Finney's possession:
Something is afoot. You will get the full report tomorrow. 

Friday, December 26, 2014

Flight Mode

Enlarge if you dare
For Clarity's sake (Clarity Smaltzman, a long-time follower of Calvinistic Cartoons) I want to point out that the young man pictured above wasn't getting sick because of Finney's photo, but because of the content of the message in the booklet. For more information on Finney click HERE.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Rob Bell Show #3

If anyone out there has a better title for the Rob Bell Show,
share it with us in the comment section!

Sing Unto the Lord #1

In 1949 King Features published a booklet of famous comic strip characters singing Christmas carols with art by Chic Young, Alex Raymond, Frank Godwin, Milton Caniff, Hal Foster and more. For the next few days during this Christmas season I will be posting these. Enlarge them and sing along!

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