Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Creativity, brevity and impact were the key elements in choosing the winner.
Brad Raybury now has an asteroid in the Pinwheel Galaxy named after him!
Everyone else now has half an asteroid named after them from the Howdy Doody Galaxy!
Thanks for playing! To read the other exciting stories click here!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but when I click on Arminian Antics to enlarge it, it doesn't. Some posts enlarge with no problem, but if the proportions have a lot more height - it doesn't seem to work. The picture seems clearer but the size changeth not.
Can someone help?
If all else fails then right click and choose "Open link in new tab" - it will instantly appear at the top of your screen. Click it and enlarge away.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
I need a short short story, prose or poem using this illustration as the subject. Yes, that is me behind the helmet and Corky Velveeta in the landscape (...or is it?). The story chosen will be written in the white space within the illustration. The black space will hold the title and author's name. I can increase the white space for the copy but don't make it too long. Creativity, brevity and impact are the key ingredients. The winning story will be published separately on May 30, 2012. Thanks everyone, and have fun!
The winner will have an asteroid in the Pinwheel Galaxy named after them!
The runners up will have half an asteroid named after them from the Howdy Doody Galaxy!
The absolute worst story (which we will never mention) will have a cubic inch of space given to them from the Garbage Dump Galaxy in sector 873!
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
This package came in from the U.S. yesterday from a Dr. Placebo Belkins. Included in the envelope were some DVD's of Belkins lecturing at Yale. (not the university - the Yale Lock and Hardware Company) Here is part of the three page letter sent:
Dear Mr. Eddings,
I hope this letter finds you in good health. I am interested in becoming a writer for your blog. As you can see by the printed copies of my certifications, I am more than qualified to direct your funny little blog into a more focused theological one. I hear you are leaving for the States this summer. I would like to suggest you hire me for the three months in which you'll be traveling. I happen to know you will be visiting Houston, Dallas, Durango and London, England.
I am willing to work for half my normal fee of $200 a day. I promise more readers, more followers, more comments, more pizzazz and more solid content. It's easy to see your days are numbered. You can't keep this up forever. Take a mental vacation and let me take over the writing for the months of June, July and August. You won't be sorry.
Waiting for your response,
Dr. Placebo Belkins
P.S. There is no tracking device in this envelope.
When I finished reading the letter, I began to put everything back in the large envelope. That's when I noticed...inside the package - glued to the bottom - was a tracking device with the initials N.P. written on the top. The only N.P. I know of, besides Natalie Portman, is Nigel Pettibone! This was a trap! I have destroyed the package and it's contents. Hope it wasn't too late.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Apologetics 315 review and the Tim Challies review. Do yourself a big favor and order this book! You'll thank me for it...oh, and just one more thing... you wouldn't happen to know where I left my Kindle would you?
Friday, May 4, 2012
This is the inside of a bakala in Kuwait. These are mini-markets or stores that are found everywhere. I have five within walking distance. The teacher building I live in is in between two bakalas. People drive up and honk their horns for service. They will deliver to your apartment. Below, Nigel Pettibone is seen leaving a bakala in Salmiya...very close to my home. No one has my address, but he knows I live in Salmiya. I guess I'll be on the lookout from this time on.