...lest we forget what the Reformation was all about.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
If anyone will post this ad on their own blog, share it with their Facebook friends or pay to have this displayed on a billboard in their home town, I will promise to give you $40,000 dollars when we get to Heaven. Just remind me when we get there because I might forget. Thank you for all your help and support.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
"Did you get the latest Heart Warming record release?"
"No, what's it called?"
"Elmer and June and Pam too introduce Debbie and Shari."
"What kind of music is it?"
"No music...just introductions"
"I'm on my way!"
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
I still remember to this very day when this lovely couple burst into my home, knocked me out with my Spurgeon electric lamp and stole all my artwork and a bottle of Paul Sabastian cologne. Thanks Ms Sweeny for this trip down memory lane and locating this old issue of Smithsonian. I will be sending you a check for $10,000 dollars for your trouble.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thanks Munson for discovering this old record album at the Two-Sided Record Shop in Manitou Springs, Colorado. I had forgotten about this album because of a head injury I received back in '97. I will be sending you a check for $4,834.56 for your trouble. A great find indeed.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Larlene, I will be sending you a check for $5,000 for your prize winning photo.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The goal is to examine every country's flag and determine if they should be recognized as "true flags" and if they are worthy to fly over the U.N. building.
Their first official meeting will be on Flag Day (June 14) of 2010, although they have already decided that the flag of Greece be passed with flying colors.
"When I see some flags, red flags pop up in my head", said Dr. Rich Landowner.
When asked if he had ever been to the Holy Land, Dr. Landowner stated that he had actually lived in Dallas, Texas for many many years.
"People think we hate Calvinists", Dr. Jury Vines said while eating an Arminian baloney sandwich, "but, that is just not true. Does the peacock hate the lowly sparrow? Does the Prince of Wales hate the bed mite? Does the King of the Jungle hate the ivory poachers...I am speaking of Tarzan, of course. Nay, nay, I say and I have written a short poem to prove it. It goes like this:
I do not hate the evil man
Who lives a life of ease
I do not hate a scorpion
Who stings me on my knees
I just have to smack 'em down
Smack 'em hard and true
For I am just a humble man
Who knows what I have to do.
See you at the poles!"
Saturday, October 17, 2009
fyi...there are "ordinary Arminians" who realize doctrinal differences are here to stay and are open for discussion about such matters. They are still teachable.
And then there are the "ornery Arminians" who would like to see all Calvinists banned from the marketplace. You can't tell them anything.
To such "Theologs" we reply, "Say Cheese!"
Their pictures are taken and they come out blurry every time. That is because they are not yet fully developed as they should be.
These radicals will continue to load their cannons with semi-Pelagian ammo and fire at those Christians who have a particular fondness for tulips.
Hey! Don't blame me...I was predestined to be a Sovereign Grace man!
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
In his autobiography, I Was Wrong, Bakker claimed from the beginning that his downfall had been orchestrated by enemies inside and outside his ministry.
"I sorrowfully acknowledge that seven years ago ... I was wickedly manipulated by treacherous former friends and colleagues who victimized me with the aid of a female confederate. They conspired to betray me into a sexual encounter at a time of great stress in my marital life. ... I was set up as part of a scheme to co-opt me and obtain some advantage for themselves over me in connection with their hope for position in the ministry."
So Jim Bakker admitted to being a puppet...and he blames everyone else, but never himself.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
I know it's been a while since the conference closed their doors but, our Calvinistic Cartoons undercover agent, Tiberius Suggins, was captured and detained in a John 3:16 Convention prison and just recently escaped. We will post his findings as they come in.